Aisle 11½Feast Dept.Open: Saturday

I Can't Believe It's Not Thanksgiving!

Now serving: an enormous meal that makes no sense. Friends and family only.
A photo-real, surreal neon supermarket aisle: five roasted quails in tiny pilgrim hats and neckties ride in a shopping cart past a mashed potato mountain with a tiny door, a galaxy-swirl gravy jar, glowing cranberry jelly, winged rolls, a floating taco, orbiting pie slices, spaghetti tentacles in the freezers, and a glowing rainbow portal
DateSat, Nov 28
Eating begins2:00 PM

A giant meal. A long afternoon of hanging out. Come hungry. Stay for pie. Leave slightly changed.

Checkout Lane 7

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Not affiliated with any actual Thanksgiving.